I got home from class tonight and put on the Phils pre-game, to be greeted with some more riveting stories about steroids.  Maybe I'm numb to it by now, but I really don't care.  Ortiz still seems like a decent enough guy to me, and Manny still seems like a jackass (being a jackass myself, I kind of like his style though).  The worst thing about it is that some loser out there has a list of another ninety some names that they haven't released yet.  How much more hell is this sick bastard going to put us through?

Please, in the name of all that is holy just release the damn list!  If it doesn't come out soon, I'm just going to assume that you've been a colossal failure in life, and you enjoy creating an air of suspicion around anyone experiencing even a modest degree of success.  Or maybe it was all part of a master plan to destroy your nemesis David Segui.  Either way list-man, you suck at life.

But while we're on the subject, might as well guess who from the 2003 Phillies was on "the list".  My money is on Nick Punto:

Or Tomas Perez:

And I'm pretty sure Turk Wendell was on something....

By the way, I'm thrilled about the Cliff Lee trade, I think it makes the Phils the team to beat in the NL.  This was just more rant-worthy.  And Nick/Tomas, I am just joking.  I just wanted to pick someone reasonably small in stature, and I don't think ANYONE would believe David Bell took anything remotely performance-enhancing while he was on the Phillies.